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Derrek Lee 25 1B


Derek Lee doesn’t want anyone to know this, but he really really really hates Albert Pujols. He pretends to be nice to him and says "Hi" but it’s all a show because he loathes Albert Pujols. Every day before breakfast he throws sharpened knives at a cardboard cutout of Pujols and this winter he learned violent Karate just in case, just in case.



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