Derrek Lee 25 1B
Derek Lee doesn’t want anyone to know this, but he really really really hates Albert Pujols. He pretends to be nice to him and says “Hi” but it’s all a show because he loathes Albert Pujols. Every day before breakfast he throws sharpened knives at a cardboard cutout of Pujols and this winter he learned violent Karate just in case, just in case.
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Cesar Izturis 3 SS
Cesar is our only hope to keep Ronny “Rubber Arm” Cedeno on the bench this year now that Neifi has left for green pastures. Guess who has a Gold Glove on his shelf at home? Guess who better be fully…
Everything Has a Beginning
Everything has a beginning (the universe, serial TV shows, pie eating contests, etc..) which is good because it gives us a starting point with which to discuss and understand things. (aside: things that don’t have beginnings: circles, spheres, loops, l…
Zambrano’s No Hitter: An Eyewitness Account
The Prelude On Saturday night at approximately 9:21pm I received the news from frantic Cubs Fan #43 that hurricane Ike had relocated the Cubs vs Houston game to Miller Park. “Cubs are playing tomorrow night and Monday in Milwaukee. Road…
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