Aramis Ramirez is oft-considered the sensitive intellecual of the Cubs. He is known to lead some very well attended pre-game poetry readings as well as encourage other team members to 'talk it out'. Aramis once had to play baseball in the bizzare timewarp of the Pittsburgh Pirates where they supposedly dumped him on the Cubs because his defense wasn't up to snuff. The real reason you ask? Well - Aramis's pre-game readings got a bit too emotional at one point and the team found their introspective center which prevented them from fully running out groundballs. Thanks for asking.
