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Henry Blanco 58 C

Blanco was found in the Amazon Rain Forest terrorizing villagers with his electrifying play behind the plate. Between his ability to turn himself into a spinning-human-ball-like projectile as well as his amazing skill to conduct electricity, Blanco has formed an impressive legion of fans.

So far in 2007 Blanco has provided the most intrigue as he has been subpoenaed to testify against a USAF colonel known only as Guile. For some reason instead of an actual trial the contestants have agreed in Peoples Court style to just have an old fashioned fight to the death. TFB is working diligently to obtain the transcripts from the court decision.

Blanco's impending absence also elicited a great quote from Sweet Lou where he refers to new back-up catcher in reserve Matt Murton as 'that beautiful red-hed' - strange but true.

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