Carlos Zambrano 38 RHP
Bet You Did Know:
- Carlos is completely insane
- Carlos believes in God
- If for any reason Carlos is chasing after your car with that excitable look on his face, do not stop, do not get out of the car, do not attempt to talk things over with him as reasonable adults would do to work out their differences. Zambrano needs to be loved like your neighbors pit bull, from a safe distance.
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