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Dinner Party Neifi
Are you planning a dinner party and want to make a Neifi for your
guests? We've got the recipe for you.
Assemble the following items and place in a mighty brass bowl
- 2 stalks of determination
- 14 sticks of dynamite
- 15 cups of humility
- 4 bags of potatoes (leave the skins on)
- 61 strands of dental floss
- 1 tiger dragon(alive)
- 7 steel I-beams
- 14 cubic centiliters of ego
- 80 quantams of love
Mix up ingredients with a back hoe
Sprinkle with paprika
Glaze in honor and sweat (from hard work)
Pour contents into a heavy duty garbage bag, douse liberally with extra proof rum
and light on fire.
One Neifi will emerge in 40 minutes (for larger parties try doubling the ratios,
but DO NOT try to make half a Neifi. You will end up with an
Augie Ojeda, not cool)
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