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Is Neifi Perez the second coming of Jesus? (an argument in bullet points)

Some of the evidence:

• Neifi wears number 13, which means Neifi got mad love for the 13th apostle because he has the capacity to forgive, just like Jesus
• 40 is a biblical number and Neifi will be 40 years old in 2013, eerie isn't it?
• Neifi likes to bunt and bunting is a metaphor for christian life because sometimes tapping the ball softly can be more effective than smacking the hell out of it, just like Jesus teaches us that loving your enemy is more effective than beating the heck out of him/her with a rock
• Neifi is philosophically brilliant (just like Jesus) and knows that life is short, but he also knows that patience is a virtue. He solves this conumdrum by WAITING (patiently) for the pitcher to throw the ball, and then swinging at almost every pitch thrown to him (because he knows that nothing in life is gauranteed, certainly not another pitch.) (Just like Jesus)
• Neifi sometimes gets hit by a pitch while trying to bunt but he always steps back into the batters box for his next at bat like it never happened, just like how Jesus was crucified to death and just showed up a few days later like it was no big deal
• I was at a Cubs game once and while Neifi was taking a few swings in the on deck circle I yelled "Jesus?" in Neifi's direction and he shifted his head noticeably in my direction before catching himself and continuing his pre at-bat preparations

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