Neifi Neftali Perez will not be making a triumphant return this season, not to baseball anyway. Neifi is a junkie; he couldn’t even stay off the greenies for a few months to secure the rest of his guaranteed contract. That’s a good chunk of drug money for the off season. That means Neifi is not only an addict but a dumb one. Even Lawrence Taylor was able to temper his appetite for narcotics until his career ended.
Still, the good times of seasons past cannot be taken away from me. In honor of the presumed end of Neifi’s career we’re giving second life to my old Neifi-net web site, enjoy!