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Alfonso is an under rated name, it's fun to say, easy to pronounce, slightly cartoonish, vaguely ethnic. His name alone would have been worth $9-12 mill over 8 years, plus we had Alfonso inspected by our staff of TFB geneticists and it turns out he has the Julio Franco gene so he stands to be a young 39 when his contract with the cubs is up in 2015.
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» Soriano Injury Update from Tortured Fan Base
This just in: Alfonso has been listed as day-to-day with an unknown strain he received chasing down a shallow pop-up. The Cubs trainers have informed us that Soriano will pitch a simulated game this Friday and they hope he can... [Read More]
» Pie Called up from AAA from Tortured Fan Base
Update: Felix 'The Future' Pie got the call up yesterday when Soriano pulled a hamstring and he responded by having a great game at the plate and in the field... talk about some silver lining in that- oh wait- the... [Read More]
» Felix Pie 17 OF from Tortured Fan Base
Felix insists on pronouncing his name Pee-Aye as if that somehow sounds better than Pie. This inevitability over-hyped prospect now has the nearly impossible task of supplanting Alfonso Soriano in CF. Felix gets points for having a cool first name... [Read More]
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