Theriot has played his way onto our 2007 Frenchie Cubs Roster along with Pie, Marquis, Fontenot, and Jacque. Ryan "You can't stop" The Riot is some sort of a hitting and running machine given to us by the oh-so fickle Baseball Gods (more on the Fickle Gods and how we can appease them in another article). Ryan is known for chugging a 2-Liter of Orange Fanta infused with 4 cans of Red Bull before each game. Legend speaks of this elixer empowering Ryan with super slow-mo bullet time vision at the plate and a wicked neon orange stream for the post game shower drain.
